Monday, April 13, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Levels of Justice
The Paw - This occurs when someone just needs a little whap! across the head; it does not involve claws at all.
The Claws - This is a little more aggressive and should be reserved for those times when the offender needs a wake up call. This one leaves a mark, which will remind the person to think before they act.
The Bite - This is near fatal. If someone is intentionally trying to hurt another person, they should feel the teeth of Tiger Justice.
The Maul - This involves claws and teeth and there is no coming back from being mauled by Tiger Justice. This is reserved for the really bad people in the world.
Friday, February 6, 2009
Car Parks
Yesterday I was waiting for a car park and I mean OBVIOUSLY WAITING, Blinker on, other cars back up, there for a minute or so and a look of excitement on my face that I was getting a car park right next to the skate park. As the car that parked is reversing out a older male( 54 or so) comes from the other direction in a BMW Lets call him "Older Arthur". With the direction the car was coming out playing into the favor of the "Older Arther" he starts pulling in. I give ""Older Arther" a little honk, but "Arther "is still moving forward. So I think okay "Arther" didn't hear me I give me a another double toot, Not anything harsh though I swear. This one gets "Arther's" attention and he looks at me. I was prepared for oops sorry, maybe a slight hand gesture to show that. That is not what I received actually the exact opposite. He did reverse out seeing that it was my spot , but the strong worded verbal abuse I received was not called for. What I could make out was "You fucking Kids". So I call for slight form of "TIGER JUSTICE" not the full fury. Arther may of been having a bad day or something. So a little paw slap with no claws would be justification.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Tiger Justice defined
You're probably asking yourself, "Self, what is Tiger Justice?" To start, it has nothing to do with Tiger Woods. The concept actually came about during a dinner conversation between the creator of this blog, Matty, and myself. We were joking about how great it would be if a tiger could appear out of nowhere whenever someone did something evil (or incredibly stupid).
For example: You are driving during rush hour on a busy road (say I-5), and in front of you is some jackhole displaying one of two really annoying driving tactics - they won't let anybody merge or they let everyone merge. Wouldn't it be great to see a tiger head pop up from the backseat, the idiot driver spots the tiger in the rear view mirror, and the car careens off the road in a fury of Tiger Justice. How do you spell relief? T-i-g-e-r-J-u-s-t-i-c-e.
Of course, this would be much more applicable to people that do really bad things. If some drunken meathead starts hitting on your girl, it would be awesome if he were met with a little Tiger Justice on the way to the men's room. Or if somebody were going to hurt a child, it would be great if they felt the hot breath of Tiger Justice on the back of their neck, right before the inevitable strike.
Matty will be adding to the definition, and we will be tinkering with ideas, stories, and concepts as we develop the blog. Feel free to add comments, stories, or ideas of your own if you feel so inclined. Just remember - if your intentions aren't well meaning, you may find yourself on the sharp of end of the claws of Tiger Justice.
Chief Justice
For example: You are driving during rush hour on a busy road (say I-5), and in front of you is some jackhole displaying one of two really annoying driving tactics - they won't let anybody merge or they let everyone merge. Wouldn't it be great to see a tiger head pop up from the backseat, the idiot driver spots the tiger in the rear view mirror, and the car careens off the road in a fury of Tiger Justice. How do you spell relief? T-i-g-e-r-J-u-s-t-i-c-e.
Of course, this would be much more applicable to people that do really bad things. If some drunken meathead starts hitting on your girl, it would be awesome if he were met with a little Tiger Justice on the way to the men's room. Or if somebody were going to hurt a child, it would be great if they felt the hot breath of Tiger Justice on the back of their neck, right before the inevitable strike.
Matty will be adding to the definition, and we will be tinkering with ideas, stories, and concepts as we develop the blog. Feel free to add comments, stories, or ideas of your own if you feel so inclined. Just remember - if your intentions aren't well meaning, you may find yourself on the sharp of end of the claws of Tiger Justice.
Chief Justice
Friday, January 30, 2009
Our Tiger justice Statement
The term "TIGER JUSTICE" comes from a conversation "Chief Justice" and I had about a news story about a few boys that were mauled by a tiger at the San Fransisco Zoo.
There was a lot of talk about the tiger going crazy and acting on it's natural impulse of killing, the ZOO not being enclosed properly. The thought over all was that even those these boys were taunting the animals, they did not deserve to be attacked.
When people pick their fights they usually choose them when they are in their own favor. In this case this was true. The tiger beat all odds and still kick the shit out of those boys.
Okay maybe they didn't know about "TIGER JUSTICE". but they do know.
We will blog about "Tiger justice" from the jerk who cuts you off on the freeway to people doing fucked up shit. Like the lady that has had 8 test tube babies and is on wealth fare living with her parents with 6 other kids around somewhere from earlier in her life. This lady is a cancer on our society and is in true need some "TIGER JUSTICE" or the guy in Melbourne Australia that killed his son by dropping him off a very tall bridge. This guy needs the full fury of a "TIGER JUSTICE" Mortal Combat fatality .
"Get Over Here SKULL BITE".
There was a lot of talk about the tiger going crazy and acting on it's natural impulse of killing, the ZOO not being enclosed properly. The thought over all was that even those these boys were taunting the animals, they did not deserve to be attacked.
When people pick their fights they usually choose them when they are in their own favor. In this case this was true. The tiger beat all odds and still kick the shit out of those boys.
Okay maybe they didn't know about "TIGER JUSTICE". but they do know.
We will blog about "Tiger justice" from the jerk who cuts you off on the freeway to people doing fucked up shit. Like the lady that has had 8 test tube babies and is on wealth fare living with her parents with 6 other kids around somewhere from earlier in her life. This lady is a cancer on our society and is in true need some "TIGER JUSTICE" or the guy in Melbourne Australia that killed his son by dropping him off a very tall bridge. This guy needs the full fury of a "TIGER JUSTICE" Mortal Combat fatality .
"Get Over Here SKULL BITE".
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