You're probably asking yourself, "Self, what is Tiger Justice?" To start, it has nothing to do with Tiger Woods. The concept actually came about during a dinner conversation between the creator of this blog, Matty, and myself. We were joking about how great it would be if a tiger could appear out of nowhere whenever someone did something evil (or incredibly stupid).
For example: You are driving during rush hour on a busy road (say I-5), and in front of you is some jackhole displaying one of two really annoying driving tactics - they won't let anybody merge or they let everyone merge. Wouldn't it be great to see a tiger head pop up from the backseat, the idiot driver spots the tiger in the rear view mirror, and the car careens off the road in a fury of Tiger Justice. How do you spell relief? T-i-g-e-r-J-u-s-t-i-c-e.
Of course, this would be much more applicable to people that do really bad things. If some drunken meathead starts hitting on your girl, it would be awesome if he were met with a little Tiger Justice on the way to the men's room. Or if somebody were going to hurt a child, it would be great if they felt the hot breath of Tiger Justice on the back of their neck, right before the inevitable strike.
Matty will be adding to the definition, and we will be tinkering with ideas, stories, and concepts as we develop the blog. Feel free to add comments, stories, or ideas of your own if you feel so inclined. Just remember - if your intentions aren't well meaning, you may find yourself on the sharp of end of the claws of Tiger Justice.
Chief Justice
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